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[die_monster]

Mark: You mean Jasmine's /still/ your friend, after all this time? Why?
Stephanie: You're going to make me cry!
Me: People don't make Stephanie cry. People make Stephanie hit them with bricks.

[/random phone conversation]


Well, I can finally get married, as long as "Until a failed saving throw do you part" is included in the vows. Seriously, I'm remembering that line.

Hendrix has finally figured out I don't /really/ have insurance; I have until August 3 to prove to them otherwise, or they automatically sign me up for their $450/year shit, that still leaves a $50 deductible OR 20% of certain shit, none of which I can afford. What, do they think I don't /want/ healthcare? I'd love it, but not at the expense of eating on Saturdays, or having money for other shit. Crap. Now I have to call these fucks and harass them, and god knows they won't know what the fuck they're doing; Hendrix business office never has. I'm about to spend a third of my life on hold to talk to these idiotfucks.

So do I mock up some clever sham of having insurance, call them up and win out by sheer bitchery, or scramble to get 500 bucks to fork over for no reason? Maybe I should make it a poll...

Comments

[metallicabyss.livejournal.com]

lol, he got attacked

[luna-ozymandias.livejournal.com]

What do you mean, you can finally get married? What was it that pushed you over the proverbial edge? I know it was one of your ethical quandaries.... And don't tell me it was just the saving throw line.

[die-monster.livejournal.com]

Mostly it was just that line that sold me, yeah. Basically, if I can use marriage as an outlet to be weird, I'm down for it. Or up. Or other preposition. If I can twist every paper ever assigned to me to be about Donaldson, I can twist marriage into being something that matters to me.

from eliz

[(Anonymous)]

jazzy hello from england. i brought you back a henge (in jpg form). i also gave you some titles on facebook, but where is up to you to find out. keep up with your MAGDEF levels, i have to return to the britishism conversion rites! i look forward to a variety of higher level ancient languages which i have largely forgotten how to read.

Re: from eliz

[(Anonymous)]

Sw00t, come back Stateside soon Bahamut!

[luna-ozymandias.livejournal.com]

Jasmine? Are you burnt, or dead? You haven't been your usual online-every-day self, lately. And I'm bored.

[die-monster.livejournal.com]

No phone, no comp, no motor car, not a single luxury. I'm in hell, Chasibus; if you weren't such a godless heathen you could maybe pray me out (I've been reading too much Dante lately, heh). Phone or not, school's only three weeks away!

[metallicabyss.livejournal.com]

ah i have been wondering where you have been