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Upsilon Pie: ...I swear to god, if the prick behind me doesn't shut up, I'm bludgeoning him to death with a coffee mug. "Oh I"m not here to work, I don't even have class tomorrow". Then get the almighty fuck out of my computer lab, you bitchass pussy. -.-

Rikkanis: lol, why is he talking to you?

Upsilon Pie: He isn't, he's just talking to other people loud enough to interfere with everyone else's working. Not like he's working, so he doesn't care, eh? Fucking muffdumpling whore.

Rikkanis: so tell him to shut the fuck up, you're in college, you can do that.

Upsilon Pie: ...or I could hit him. Can I do -that-?

Upsilon Pie: I think violence is the next big thing for me. Violence against people, I mean; I've already taken to breaking inanimate objects that offend me.

Rikkanis: Sure.

Upsilon Pie: Yay!

I love my boo; he gives me permission to hurt people.